THE NEW COMMANDMENTS OF TUNING

Joseph!
I really think you kept it going a little longer than it needed too. But
i guess it tweaked you pretty bad. The problem with this list though is that
we don't have enough of the rivals to play it out. So I'm starting the
mother or all mothers list. it is called
THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING

REQUIREMENTS:

0. ONLY THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING ALLOWED. IT YOU
HAVE TO ASK, FORGET IT

1. ALL POSTS HAVE TO BE IN UPPER CASE

2. KNOW THAT YOUR TUNINGS AND ONLY YOURS ARE THE BEST

3. ABILITY TO FORCE OTHER TO UNSUBSCRIBE AND RETREAT BACK TO THE LOWER LEVEL
TUNING LISTS A MUST

4. NEVER LISTEN TO ANYONE'S ELSE'S MUSIC ON ANY OF THE LIST.
IF A CD IS SENT YOU IT IS REQUIRED YOU PLACE IT ON THE BOTTOM SHELF. YOU ARE
ALLOWED TO SCAN IT ONCE

5. CAPABLE OF SPREADING VICIOUS RUMORS AND MAKING SURE THAT ALL
MISUNDERSTANDINGS ARE FED AS MUCH AS YOU TRICKSTER SELF CAN MUSTER UP.

6. KEEP ALL YOU REAL IDEAS SECRET AND LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO
TELL THEM

7. SUBSCRIBE UNDER 2 OTHER NAMES ( AFTER ALL YOU ARE A TRINITY) SO THAT YOU
CAN COMPLEMENT YOURSELF. THIS WAY OTHERS WILL THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT AND
THEY AREN'T GETTING IT

8. TELL EVERYONE YOU MEET WHO IS NOT ON ANY OF THE LISTS THAT YOU ARE THE
ONLY ONE DOING GOOD WORK

9. RENAME OTHER THEORIES USING YOUR OWN TERMS TO TAKE CREDIT FOR OTHERS WORK

10. WRITE POST THAT ARE LONGER THAN EVERYONE ONE ELSE COMBINED.
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any resemblance to living persons is coincidental, except for those traits
that i myself might be guilty of

jpehrson@... wrote:

> I don't know about anybody else, but I found the fight between Jacky
> Ligon and Paul Erlich to be incredibly disturbing...
>
> The whole bit about the "banishment" was also VERY trying...
>
> There seemed to be quite a bit more to it than we even knew about...
>
> I don't have the vaguest idea anymore what REALLY went on, nor do I
> care. It's nice there is a list HERE where people can go on about
> such matters though.
>
> This is a little like going to a "psychologist..." Only in ascii
> form...
>
> In the future, all such commentary of this nature will be over
> HERE... although I have to confess that I might include a LINK to
> this mess from the other lists though, if it's really important...
>

-- Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria island
http://www.anaphoria.com

The Wandering Medicine Show
Wed. 8-9 KXLU 88.9 fm

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--- In metatuning@y..., Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@a...> wrote:

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> Joseph!
> I really think you kept it going a little longer than it needed
too. But i guess it tweaked you pretty bad.

Probably. It's much better when total strangers fight...

The problem with this list though is that
> we don't have enough of the rivals to play it out. So I'm starting
the mother or all mothers list. it is called
> THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING
>

This is good, Kraig!

________ ______ ______
Joseph Pehrson

From: Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@...>

> Joseph!
> I really think you kept it going a little longer than it needed too.
But
> i guess it tweaked you pretty bad. The problem with this list though is
that
> we don't have enough of the rivals to play it out. So I'm starting the
> mother or all mothers list. it is called
> THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING
> REQUIREMENTS:
>
> 0. ONLY THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING ALLOWED. IT
YOU
> HAVE TO ASK, FORGET IT

I like how this starts on 0! Very funny and true.

David Beardsley
biink.com