[Fwd: [h3o] portmanteau]

From Hafler Trio?

"17.hzV.tRL.478" wrote:

> Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Have you ever thought
> about that? How could this peck of peppers be pickled before it's been
> picked?
> We could perhaps justify this incongruity by calling it a peck of
> preposterously pre-pickled peppers, which might lead us to further specify
> that it's a
> practically perfect peck of premature, peculiarly prickly, preposterously
> pre-pickled peppers, which plucky Peter Piper petulantly picked from a
> particularly productive patch, peripheral to the pentagonal perimeter of
> the pervasively popular, picturesque Petula Patricia Patrick Park,
> pleasantly placed
> on a peaceful, pastoral, promontory plateau of the Peloponnesian Peninsula;
> said plucky Peter Piper proceeding, pragmatically, to provide premium
> puckering power to a prolific, paradoxically prudish, perpetually
> procreating, proclaimedly polygamous party of profoundly picky Packard
> parkers,
> precipitately proposing to a passel of parsimonious, procrastinatory,
> patently porcine paramours, prone to pendulous, pustular, protoplasmic
> protuberances, pruriently perusing a pattering pack of precocious primates,
> pejoratively parroting the platitudinous prattle of a pontifical,
> pantaloon-clad,
> platonic platoon of paranoid, paraplegic Parisian paramilitary
> paratroopers, pouring Perrier and paring pears, parenthetically, for a pair
> of peripatetic
> Peruvian parapsychologists, paraphrasing parables of apparent paragons of
> pithiness for a panoply of pallid, pliant, pensive, promising prospective
> proteges, placidly picnicking in (predictably enough) Petula Patricia
> Patrick Park.
>
> If purportedly plucky Peter Piper, per the preceding protracted
> polyphonical, profusely polysyllabic, ponderous premise, so
> petulantly picked the prerequisite practically perfect peck of presumably
> premature, peculiarly prickly, preposterously pre-pickled peppers,
> pragmatically
> proceeding, as previously propounded, to provide premium puckering power to
> the presupposedly propitiously present putatively polygamous party of
> profoundly picky Packard parkers of prior propagatory posits, just where is
> the prerequisite, practically perfect peck of premature, peculiarly
> prickly,
> preposterously pre-pickled peppers Peter Piper so petulantly picked?
>
> Well, I dunno; it was perchance pertly pinched by a perky, peppy,
> pock-marked Pekinese pick-pocket with a purple passion for pickled peppers;
> possibly perniciously popped in a portmanteau by a promptly parting,
> portly, pompous, privately profligate, preeminent Portuguese proctologist
> with a
> perturbingly protrusive proboscis; or perhaps, permitting a penultimate,
> progressively painstaking penalogical postulation, it was proficiently
> purloined by
> a pugnacious, pistol-packing pastiche of paunchy, perennially prosperous,
> pathological post-penitentiary Pittsburgh pirates, perfidiously posing as
> Pinkerton's proudest; but it was probably prosaically pilfered by a
> prodigal, prodigious, prepubescent punk pattern perpetrator, perfunctorily
> plying his
> primary ploy of play possum prior to plundering plump, complacent,
> preoccupied Peloponnesian plebeians.
>
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