the new commandments of TUNING!

I'm starting the
mother or all mothers list. it is called
THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING
if you get this 4 times you just might qualify

REQUIREMENTS:

0. ONLY THE ULTIMATE AND SUPREME GOD AND GODDESSES OF TUNING
ALLOWED. IT YOU
HAVE TO ASK, FORGET IT

1. ALL POSTS HAVE TO BE IN UPPER CASE AND ABOVE ALL WITHOUT HUMOR

2. KNOW THAT YOUR TUNINGS AND ONLY YOURS ARE THE BEST

3. ABILITY TO FORCE OTHER TO UNSUBSCRIBE AND RETREAT BACK TO THE
LOWER LEVEL
TUNING LISTS A MUST

4. NEVER BOTHER LISTENING TO ANYONE'S ELSE'S MUSIC ON ANY OF THE LIST.
IF A CD IS SENT YOU IT IS REQUIRED YOU PLACE IT ON THE BOTTOM SHELF.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SCAN IT ONCE

5. CAPABLE OF SPREADING VICIOUS RUMORS AND MAKING SURE THAT ALL MISUNDERSTANDINGS ARE FED AS MUCH
AS YOUR HOLY TRICKSTER SELF CAN MUSTER UP.

6. KEEP ALL YOU REAL IDEAS SECRET AND LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL THEM OR PRESENT
THEM IN THE MOST COMPLEX FORM SO THAT ONLY OTHER GODS AND GODDESSES CAN UNDERSTAND

7. SUBSCRIBE UNDER 2 OTHER NAMES ( AFTER ALL YOU ARE A TRINITY) SO THAT YOU CAN COMPLEMENT
YOURSELF. THIS WAY OTHERS WILL THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT AND THEY AREN'T GETTING IT

8. TELL EVERYONE YOU MEET WHO IS NOT ON ANY OF THE LISTS THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE DOING GOOD WORK

9. RENAME OTHER THEORIES USING YOUR OWN TERMS TO TAKE CREDIT FOR OTHERS WORK

10. WRITE POST THAT ARE LONGER THAN EVERYONE ONE ELSE COMBINED.
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