Wanted, FAQ editor.

Wanted, FAQ editor.

No experience necessary. Compensation commensurate with experience,
hopefully none. Must be free of personal opinions on the subject of
tuning and also be willing to synthesize disparate conflicting
opinions into a coherent solid, inert mass. FAQ must be "user
friendly" to the absolute beginner, especially to a person who would
have no incentive to search anyplace else but the FAQ. There should
be no reason that he would search anyplace else, since the FAQ will
have ALL the answers, in readily digestible and distilled form. FAQ
will "go down easy." Hunger for knowledge will be immediately sated.
Additionally, the FAQ has a brain. This FAQ has been carefully
assembled so that every conceivable question and answer has been
completely formulated. There is NOTHING but the FAQ and no reason
for unnecessary questions unanswered by the FAQ. You will learn to
love the FAQ, to live by it and to swear by and at it. It will be
like life -- expansive, exhaustive, all-encompassing -- your guide to
a coherent and well-integrated State. Hail FAQ, answerer of our
questions, our guide and inspiration forever!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Joseph Pehrson