DNBS Administrator - Immature arrogance of critical proportions detected: please comply immediately.

Automated response to metatuning trojan-spammer AKJ:

Our scanners detected an alarming concentration of immature arrogance
emanating from your bandwidth. We recommend immediate course of action to
humble your bandwidth upon receiving this reprimand in the name of all
molested devout God-fearing people who are sorry to have pardoned you in
vain. Failure to acknowledge will result in the termination of your
bandwidth and the seizure of your tormented soul in the afterlife.

We apologize for any convenience, and wish you a healthy existence while it
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Dear metatuning user,

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Your original message, posted below, was not able to get through our
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On Monday 31 October 2005 2:21 pm, Ozan Yarman wrote:
> Automated response to metatuning trojan-spammer AKJ:
>
> Our scanners detected an alarming concentration of immature arrogance
> emanating from your bandwidth.

duly noted.

> We recommend immediate course of action to
> humble your bandwidth upon receiving this reprimand in the name of all
> molested devout God-fearing people who are sorry to have pardoned you in
> vain.

Tell all those folks to take a 'chill-pill'. I've 'seen the light'. and those
messages of terror about Allah: keep 'em coming. They are proving to be
wonderfully positive and life-affirming motivation for me right now.

> Failure to acknowledge will result in the termination of your
> bandwidth and the seizure of your tormented soul in the afterlife.

I'm praying to Mecca 3 times daily now. Should be ok. I already feel my lower
back problems are melting away....

> We apologize for any convenience, and wish you a healthy existence while it
> lasts.

'okey-dokey'. Back at you, big daddy!