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🔗Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@...>

11/10/2004 5:04:57 PM

Here's something- sent on 2/12/2003. Thought I'd circulate it again.

> Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
> employees and has the following statistics:
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> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> * 3 have done time for assault
> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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> Can you guess which organization this is?
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> Give up yet?
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> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
> idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
> rest of us in line.
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Kraig Grady
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