comic relief

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. �A fellow came in
for a
drink, and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" �The man replied,
'150.'

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics,
string
theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. �The man listened intently, and
thought
'This is really cool.'

The man decided to test the robot. �He walked out of the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. �Again, the robot asked
him,
"What's your IQ?" �The man responded, '100.'

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, movies, and so
on.
�The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'

The man went out, and came back a third time. �As before, the robot
asked,
"What's your IQ?" �This time the man replied, '50.' �

The robot then asked, �"So, are you gonna vote for Bush again?"� � �
-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
The Wandering Medicine Show
KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

good un!

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* David Beardsley
* microtonal guitar
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