surrealist poetry i got today (spacing my own)

I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
You help your dog chase its tail.

Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the
interviewer.
"Does your health insurance cover pets?"
picture of your sweetheart back home.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
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