new viruses

>
> > The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and

>re-counting.
>
> > The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
>
> > The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an
old
>floppy.
>
> > The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then
>e-mails everyone about what it did.
>
> > The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is

>stored.
>
> > The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
>
> > The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100
Mb,
>then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
>
> > The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
>
> > The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
>
> > The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
>doesn't care.
>
> > The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
>
> > The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves,
but
>will be back.
>
> > AND THE FAVORITE.
>
> > The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch
>floppy . . . then discards it through Windows.
>
-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
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