Funny 'Onion' article

For those of you who are from another planet, the Onion is the world's best
satire weekly, and my main source of news.....

Report : Poor People Pretty Much Fucked
http://www.theonion.com/3948/news1.html

-Aaron

OCEAN, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made
for man -- who has no gills. -Ambrose Bierce 'The Devils Dictionary'