cliff note version

1947 United Nations "Partition Plan" to the Palestinians:
You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally yours.

1993 "Oslo Agreement" to the Palestinians:
You may be able to have 22% of the 100% which was originally yours.

Barak's 2000 "Generous Offer" to the Palestinians:
We are going to give you 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which was
originally yours.

Sharon's "Peace Plan" to the Palestinians in 2000:
We are going to give you 42% of 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which
was
originally yours, and this 42% will remain under continuous curfew.

"American Zionists" to the Palestinians:
According to our version of the Bible you are entitled to 0% of 42% of
80%
of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.

The 2003 "Road Map" to the Palestinians that Bush envisions:
� If you stop your resistance to the occupation (which we call
terrorism),
and
� your refugees give up their right of return to their ancestral homes,
and
� you agree to only elect officials acceptable to Bush and Sharon, and
� you agree to lock up all your resistance fighters, and
� you agree to drive your cars only on roads that Sharon assigns for
your
use, and
� you do not object to the 'wall' that Sharon is building, and
� you agree not to claim Jerusalem as your capital, and
� you agree that your children's school curriculum only includes
courses
and books approved by the Israeli government, and
� you agree not to give birth to more than three children per family,

Then Sharon might consider negotiating with you on the 42% of 80% of
22% of
100% of the land which was originally yours.

-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
The Wandering Medicine Show
KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

In a message dated 5/26/03 4:58:14 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
kraiggrady@anaphoria.com writes:

> American Zionists" to the Palestinians:
> According to our version of the Bible you are entitled to 0% of 42% of
> 80%
> of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.

How far back is original? Why not give Kurdistan its country: more people,
clearer original rights? And what does the Bible have to do with the history
of the real estate? Ever read Josephus?

> The 2003 "Road Map" to the Palestinians that Bush envisions:
> § If you stop your resistance to the occupation (which we call
> terrorism),

Murdering children isn't terrorism, on either side? If not, why not ask the
Basques to do more killing of innocents, why not the Catalonians, why not the
Fries, the natives of north and south American, the multiple peoples in all
countries, all over the world.

> and
> § your refugees give up their right of return to their ancestral homes,
> and

Since the Jews were in north Africa before the Arabs, can they return to
their homes in Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Egypt? How about Iraq, now that their is
to be a new government, as Baghdad was 40% Jewish in the '50s? Shall
Palestine be thought of as Arab in a pan-Arab unity as the Jews are? Or should only
Arabs that are in Palestine by a certain date be considered for repatriation?

> § you agree to only elect officials acceptable to Bush and Sharon, and

Or would you prefer Idi Amin? How about Kim Il Sung? Should it be Abu
Mazen, even though he is on a hit list to be killed? Must it be a murderer and
avowed hater of Jews...like Arafat?

> § you agree to lock up all your resistance fighters, and

Of course, al Queda are resistance fighters as well. Maybe we should make
Guantanamo its own independent country?

> § you agree to drive your cars only on roads that Sharon assigns for
> your
> use, and

Maybe Palestinians should drive on a different side of the road, drive on red
and stop at green?

> § you do not object to the 'wall' that Sharon is building, and

Maybe Palestinians should be issued knives and bullets so that it is easier
for them to kill innocents? Maybe Israelis should be invited to commit suicide
as they were throughout European history to make it easier to be rid of them?
Maybe Sharon likes building walls because he wants to keep his people busy?
Maybe he doesn't like the beautiful view? Maybe he has an illness that is
the reverse of claustrophobia?

> § you agree not to claim Jerusalem as your capital, and

Maybe the Palestinians can do away with the last remnants of the Wailing Wall
and any other Jewish remnants of their history so that Jews no longer feeling
any connection to their ancient capital?

> § you agree that your children's school curriculum only includes
> courses
> and books approved by the Israeli government,

Maybe the books and television should be more virulent than merely calling
for Death to Jews and Christians? Maybe school books teaching hatred is good
for the area?

and > § you agree not to give birth to more than three children per family,
>
Maybe we should declare war on China for forcing their people to have only
one child per family? Maybe Jews should be forced to have more children than
they already have, through a sheet if necessary?

> Then Sharon might consider negotiating with you on the 42% of 80% of
> 22% of
> 100% of the land which was originally yours.
>

Was Hebron originally theirs? Jerusalem? Was there any place originally
Jewish? Considering they among the oldest groups to continue through world
history, do they deserve a place at all? Maybe the Vatican can find a few empty
rooms for them?

best, Johnny

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i just find it funny how the perscentages play out. very fickle

Afmmjr@... wrote:

> In a message dated 5/26/03 4:58:14 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> kraiggrady@... writes:
>
> > American Zionists" to the Palestinians:
> > According to our version of the Bible you are entitled to 0% of 42% of
> > 80%
> > of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.
>
> How far back is original? Why not give Kurdistan its country: more people,

>
>

-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
The Wandering Medicine Show
KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

--- In metatuning@yahoogroups.com, Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@a...>
wrote:
>
> 1947 United Nations "Partition Plan" to the Palestinians:
> You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally yours.

ever heard of Jordan?

is Jordon palestine?

Paul Erlich wrote:

> --- In metatuning@yahoogroups.com, Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@a...>
> wrote:
> >
> > 1947 United Nations "Partition Plan" to the Palestinians:
> > You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally yours.
>
> ever heard of Jordan?
>

-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
The Wandering Medicine Show
KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

about 3/4 of it.

> is Jordon palestine?
>
> Paul Erlich wrote:
>
> > --- In metatuning@yahoogroups.com, Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@a...>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > 1947 United Nations "Partition Plan" to the Palestinians:
> > > You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally
yours.
> >
> > ever heard of Jordan?
> >
>
> -- -Kraig Grady
> North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
> http://www.anaphoria.com
> The Wandering Medicine Show
> KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

is that what the palastians and jordanians say?

Paul Erlich wrote:

> about 3/4 of it.
>
>

-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
http://www.anaphoria.com
The Wandering Medicine Show
KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST

you were referring to the 1947 partition plan. why don't you look at
a map of the territory referred to as "palestine" in that plan and
look at a map today. it's mostly jordan.

--- In metatuning@yahoogroups.com, Kraig Grady <kraiggrady@a...>
wrote:
> is that what the palastians and jordanians say?
>
> Paul Erlich wrote:
>
> > about 3/4 of it.
> >
> >
>
> -- -Kraig Grady
> North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
> http://www.anaphoria.com
> The Wandering Medicine Show
> KXLU 88.9 FM WED 8-9PM PST