French Horn joke

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player,
and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight,
tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tuba player,
and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery,
blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

The next night she went out with a French horn player,
and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well,
how was his kissing?"

"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was
just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"