advice from beyond

George W. Bush was thrilled at being able to spend
>his first night in the White House, but something very
>strange happened. On the first night he was awakened
>by George Washington's ghost.
>"President Washington, what is the best thing I can do
>to help this country?" Bush asked.
>"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did."
>advised Washington.
>With all the excitement of moving in, Bush still
>couldn't sleep and, the next night, the ghost of
>Thomas Jefferson appeared.
>"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help this
>country?" asks Bush.
>"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government."
>advised Jefferson.
>Next night, Bush still couldn't sleep well and, so
>another ghostly figure appeared in the shadows. It was
>Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
>"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the
>country?" asks Bush.
>"Go see a play." Lincoln replied.
>
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-- -Kraig Grady
North American Embassy of Anaphoria Island
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