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2 microtonal cows walk into a bar

🔗George Zelenz <ploo@...>

8/30/2001 11:02:29 PM

Two micro-tonal cows walk into a bar, which is really stupid, because you'd
think the second cow would see the first cow hit it.

If you composed a piece for throwing 2 singing microtonal cows down a
mineshaft, what key would it be in?

A flat miner.

I remember as a young man growing up in Iowa, it was always WAY easier to
tip a microtonal cow. They just stood there chewing their commas.

What do you get when you cross Brian McClaren with a microtonal cow?

A dumb cow.

That's all for now folks!

MOO,
GZ

🔗David Beardsley <db@...>

8/30/2001 11:16:20 PM

----- Original Message -----
From: George Zelenz <ploo@...>

> Two micro-tonal cows walk into a bar, which is really stupid, because
you'd
> think the second cow would see the first cow hit it.

Do you think they'd be drinking White Russians?

> If you composed a piece for throwing 2 singing microtonal cows down a
> mineshaft, what key would it be in?

Yes.

I liked your other answers too!

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