a pig tale

Hey all,

When my wife lived in the Virgin Islands she had a pet
pig that someone had given her and she kept in her
front yard. Somebody had taught the pig how to drink
beer, so people would walk by and toss the pig cans of
beer. The pig would run, jump up in the air and catch
the beer with its snout, pop open the top and drink the
beer. The problem was that too many people in the
neighborhood knew about the pig and were always coming
around to give the pig beers and it wasn't good for the
pig because he was getting really fat.

Anyway, she finally went and put a sign in her front
yard that said: "Please Do Not Block The Pumps".

- Jeff