Carpe diem/ (doinker?)

>
>
> No, I never check my list twice. But I will seize you when you are
> sleeping, so be good for goodness' sake.
>
> John Starrett
>

You "seize" people while they sleep? Maybe you should join Mary and Jon
while they "slut" around the southwest.

I remember once, when i was eight years old at the piano playing an A and A#
together (Monk anyone?), my mother approached and asked why i was playing
that sour-chord over and over. I told her i was wishing i had an in-between
note.
She replied: "Georger, thats called an alternate tuning. It's a bad thing.
Remember when you went potty in the electrical outlet, and everybody's house
lights went dark? Tuning is bad like that. You start with tuning, then that
leads to pirating software, then that ultimately leads to a total moral
degeneration where you become a victim of infidelity and desert tourism.

It's all so sad. So preventable.

George Zelenz

PS. Jon and Mary, i'll be at the truck-stop off exit 43 in Winslow Arizona
this coming Sunday. With leather and computer software.

--- In MakeMicroMusic@y..., George Zelenz <ploo@m...> wrote:
> >
> >
> > No, I never check my list twice. But I will seize you when you are
> > sleeping, so be good for goodness' sake.
> >
> > John Starrett
> >
>
> You "seize" people while they sleep? Maybe you should join Mary and
Jon
> while they "slut" around the southwest.
>
> I remember once, when i was eight years old at the piano playing an
A and A#
> together (Monk anyone?), my mother approached and asked why i was
playing
> that sour-chord over and over. I told her i was wishing i had an in-
between
> note.
> She replied: "Georger, thats called an alternate tuning. It's a bad
thing.
> Remember when you went potty in the electrical outlet, and
everybody's house
> lights went dark? Tuning is bad like that. You start with tuning,
then that
> leads to pirating software, then that ultimately leads to a total
moral
> degeneration where you become a victim of infidelity and desert
tourism.
>
> It's all so sad. So preventable.
>
> George Zelenz
>
> PS. Jon and Mary, i'll be at the truck-stop off exit 43 in Winslow
Arizona
> this coming Sunday. With leather and computer software.

ROTFLMAO!

on 8/3/01 2:43 PM, MakeMicroMusic@yahoogroups.com at
MakeMicroMusic@yahoogroups.com wrote:

>> George Zelenz
>>
>> PS. Jon and Mary, i'll be at the truck-stop off exit 43 in Winslow Arizona
>> this coming Sunday. With leather and computer software.

I probably shouldn't ask this, but inquiring minds want to know, is the
computer the "top" or "bottom"???

Seth

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