Viva El Jackal!

[Jacky:]

> IN A XENHARMONIC BATTLE ROYALE
> SEE MICROTONALISTS BATTLE IT OUT

> Can I wear a mask? Come on - it's my fantasy.

[In Spanish:]

Standing here before you in this corner wearing the
mask of Brutal Disfigurment -- we have the Devil of
Microtonalists himself -- El Jackal!!!

[Booo! Booo! Hisss!]

A vicious, psychotic madman -- he ate the ear of his
opponent in his last match! He has cajones of steel and
that's no joke senors and senoritas -- his very balls
themselves were replaced by prosthetics after they were
bitten off by wild hyenas in wrestling matches he
staged for extra pesos during his campaigns as a
mercenary in the Foreign Legion!!

[Murmur murmur!]

Not only that but his big brown organ will shock and
astound you -- it is a reproduction of a beautiful
13th century German instrument with a walnut and pear
keyboard and seven ranks! Do not miss it for only a
small additional payment you can see this wonder of
science in our sideshow parlor (you see the doors there
behind you) after the match! Senors and Senoritas - you
will not be disappointed!! Do not miss this once in a
lifetime opportunity to view the powerful organ itself
tuned to an authentic period temperament!

[Gasp! Murmur murmur! Excited gabbing and glancing
about!]

And now -- for the match of the century! Of the
millenium! And likely the next! The world's most
viciously psychotic opponent -- a man so dangerous he
is to be shot on sight in over seventeen countries! A
man completely oblivious to common decency and to whom
mercy means nothing! Here he is! Our contender! El
Jackal -- Jacky Ligon!

[Booo! Hissssss! Booo! Hissssss! Shouting and arm
waving! Viva El Jackal! Viva El Jackal! Viva El Jackal!
Shouting and arm waving and jackal sounds from the
audience: "Aiie Aiie Aiie! Yip yip! Aiee Aiie Aiiie!
Yip Yip!"]

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Thanks Jacky, you gave me a good idea (soon to come).

- Jeff