Dvoraktopia at last! (off topic, though tuning pioneer is mentioned)

[Marc:]

> You WHAT?? They make Dvoraks for mac?
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> AAAAAAAA

Sure, though some small assembly is required:

Guide: Converting to a Dvorak keyboard layout
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Step #1 - wendycarlos.com - thank you Wendy for making
a dvorak keyboard layout extension for Mac, which my
friend reading this email is now downloadig in 5
minutes.

Step #2 - put the extension it in the system folder. 10
seconds.

Step #3 - print out dvorak layout. 2 minutes.

Step #4 - pry loose most all the keys on your existing
incorrectly arranged apple keyboard and rearrange them
according to the superior sensible layout which all
right-thinking people who aren't brainwashed use. Be
careful with the wide keys -- you don't need to move
them and they are easy to break since they got a little
wire thing inside them that keeps them balanced. 10
minutes.

Step #5 - using mouse, select Dvorak as default
keyboard layout in appropriate system control panel. 45
seconds.

Step #6 - learn to type with brand spankin new advanced
futuristic keyboard. 1 month.

Do these steps, now you're done!

- Jeff